December 2011
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When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
Tombstone to the left says: “Same here,...
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I’m not scared for my parents. I’m not even scared for my future children. At this point, I’m just too scared for myself and my own future and my own future career. I’m scared what America will become.
I’m so scared.